Happy Valentine´s Data! Kane and Son are ´couple goals´, Love is Blind´s team-mate

Roses are red, violets are blue, have we got the perfect Valentine’s Day content for you!

(Very) questionable rhymes aside, love is in the air as long-standing couples and newly formed relationships celebrate the day of romance on Tuesday.

The Premier League is certainly no stranger to the language of love, so while cracking open a bottle of red and exchanging cheap tat with your significant other, why not get some inspiration for love with our Valentine’s Day facts with some help from Cupid!

Well, maybe not Cupid, but Opta – and the team at Opta are full of love!

Name that player pic.twitter.com/JiEPuCb5JQ

— Premier League (@premierleague) February 14, 2023

MATT LE KISS-IER’S FOND VALENTINE’S DAY MEMORY

Valentine’s Day is of course a day for love (and overpaying for those last-minute flowers and cards you almost forgot to buy…).

Three players who’ve enjoyed a particularly joyous February 14 in the past are Southampton legend Matt Le Tissier, ex-Liverpool striker Michael Owen, and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who have each scored three times in the Premier League on this date – no one has managed more.

All three of those were Valentine’s Day hat-tricks as well.

Le Tissier registered three against the Reds back in 1994; Owen took home the match ball with a treble for Liverpool versus Sheffield Wednesday four years later; Aubameyang broke Leeds United hearts in 2021 with Arsenal.

COUPLE GOALS

Sharing’s caring, as they say.

Mutual support is a key component of any healthy relationship, particularly the relationship between a striker and their fellow forwards…

If there’s any Premier League pairing that sums up “couple goals”, it has to be Harry Kane and Son Heung-min.

The Tottenham duo have directly linked up for 44 goals in the league, more than any other pairing in Premier League history.

No couple have ever combined for more than one goal on Valentine’s Day, though Philippe Coutinho and the late Jose Antonio Reyes have shared the love on the most romantic day of the year – they have tallied two assists each on February 14, more than anyone else.

Happy Valentine’s Day! pic.twitter.com/XQ8LodCbfD

— Premier League (@premierleague) February 14, 2023

CARDS GALORE

Whether from a partner or a secret admirer, it’s always nice to receive a card or two on Valentine’s Day.

Unless of course you’re playing in the Premier League, in which case you want to see the referees keep their cards in their pockets.

In this regard, Leicester City have been the most prolific, their nine yellow cards on Valentine’s Day being more than any other team have received. Arsenal follow with six.

The Foxes also fare badly when it comes to red cards, having earned two on February 14 – Danny Simpson (2016) and Hamza Choudhury (2020) account for those dismissals.

The only other player to receive a red card on Valentine’s Day is Everton hero Duncan Ferguson … no, we weren’t shocked either.

LOVE IS BLIND’S TEAM-MATE

Donald Love’s name gets a good airing all over social media every February 14 given it’s ripe for Valentine’s Day punnery.

The defender, who now plays for Morecambe in League One, made his Manchester United debut the day before Valentine’s Day in 2016, coming on as a substitute in a 2-1 defeat to Sunderland, who he would also go on to play for.

In that game, he slotted in on the right of a back four that also included another pun-magnet in Daley Blind. So, on Valentine’s Day 2016, you could have legitimately said Love is Blind…’s team-mate.

Love never went on to play a Premier League game on Valentine’s Day, which for obvious reasons is rather regrettable.

Roses are red
United are too…#MUFC || #ValentinesDay

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) February 14, 2023

SHORT AND SWEET

Valentine’s Days come and go, but in football as in life, not every relationship stands the test of time.

In the Premier League, there have been three players to make their only appearance in the competition on February 14.

Neil Cutler’s brief fling with Aston Villa resulted in a one-off appearance in 2000; Shay Logan appeared for Manchester City seven years later; and in 2021 the fittingly named Niall Huggins got his sole outing for Leeds United.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all… and our heart goes out to those in that singles club.