No politics please, we´re North Koreans

North Korea’s World Cup coach Kim Jong-hun was happy to talk about absolutely anything on Monday, as long as questions did not involve politics, regional tensions and leaders, Great or Dear.

“Please, can you ask only football-related questions,” pleaded FIFA press officer Gordon Glenn Watson. “There will be no responses to political questions.”

The first question was comfortable enough for coach Kim Jong-hun.

It concerned the fitness of his squad ahead of their World Cup opener against five-time champions Brazil on Tuesday.

“Nobody is injured or has doubts. They are all in top shape,” said Kim.

The second question on tactics employed by the North during qualification was asked by a South Korean journalist, and sparked an extraordinary response.

“We are called the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. Do not use any other name. Next question,” he barked.

The reporter had used the word “Bookhan” to describe the North, a word originating from the Korean War of 1950-1953, and currently being used in the south of the peninsula, signifying “part to conquer”.

Another journalist then asked: “Who selects your team – you or the president?”

The moderator then grabbed the microphone.

“That’s a political question. Next question please,” he said.

Kim was happy to take on the next question which dealt with the influence on the current squad exerted by the memories of the 1966 North Korea team which reached the quarter-finals.

“They give advice and encouragement that makes the Great Leader proud.”

One reporter wanted to know if Kim had seen South Korea’s 2-0 win over Greece on Saturday.

“I don’t understand,” said Kim.

The question was repeated and Kim consulted his assistant.

“The first objective is for the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to get through the first round. The second objective is to go as far as possible in the tournament.”

On facing Brazil, Kim said he believes his team can upset the odds.

“This will bring a lot of joy to the Great Leader, it will show that North Koreans have great mental strength,” he said.

Why has media access to North Korea training been so restricted?

“The FIFA press spokesman will reply to this question,” said Kim’s assistant.

Watson replied: “Since the North Koreans arrived, they have fulfilled their media obligations.

“There is no political barrier to media access.”